It seems to be the latest trend to setup a form on formspring and have people ask questions, or tell you things anon. As I flooded everyone on Twitter, I thought I’d shove all the Q&A into here too.
- Q: “How large is too large?” A: 8/9″
- Q: “Ever felt a ladies boob?” A: Yes, @Tooory has a lovely pair.
- Q: “would you ever date michael jackson?” A: Not really into dead guys (sorry, Michael!).
- Q: “Would you ever consider a huggle?” A: Why yes, yes I would
- Q: “how long does it take you to be comfortable around a complete stranger?” A: A complete stranger, about a week, but less if we’ve spoken.
- Q: “Do you wanna H5 @Tarastaunton :D” A: OF COURSE!
- Q: “Would you rather sleep with a homeless guy or a rich woman?” A: The homeless guy can shower at mine first, then we can sleep, THAT’S ALL
- Q: “who do you have a crush on, on twitter?” A: Hm…I dunno, @duncn, @charlotteis, @Tooory, @FlorenceRasin@steinhardt and @Leydon are cool.
- Q: “do you believe in love?” A: ‘Course I do, Cher x
- Q: “Blue Tit or regular, flesh-coloured tit? Hey-Oh!” A: Flesh, the blue ones make such a racket BANG BANG I WANNA KILL THEM.
- Q: “Spit or swallow?” A: Gonna say spit, though I may change my mind at the time.
- Q: “Have you ever watched Naruto? If not, why not? If you have, BADASS, amirite?” A: Sorry, Oscar!
- Q: “muscled guys or chubby guys?” A: NEITHER, Twinks please ;D
- Q: “what’s a twink? I feel so stupid” A: http://bit.ly/18OE8v
- Q: “Who would you rather sleep with? Johnny Depp or Colin Farrell?” A: COLIN FARRELL COLIN FARRELL COLIN FARRELL COLIN FARRELL
Disregarding the fact I couldn’t even organise sex in the backroom of a gay nightclub there are a numerous number of reasons why I am in fact a total loser.
- I pretend I’m in a music video - There have been several occasions when I have pretended that I am not only some kind of megamusicman® but that I am also starring in my own music video, usually when I’m suffering from sleep depravation and a funky 80s track comes on my iPod.
- I can’t sleep if it’s silent - I dunno why this is and I should probably just take sleeping pills, but I just cannot sleep if it’s silent i.e. without music, a podcast or something.
- I host a cooking show when I’m making shizzle - I totally stole this from Riley, but I also do it. Whenever I’m alone and I find myself cooking I pretend I’m hosting some kind of cooking show, with instructions et cetera.
- I shout at the TV - This is totally irrational and it usually happens when the Royal Family or Gordon Brown comes on the news but I do it to an extreme degree.
- My love life doesn’t exist - I know I’m gonna get shot down for this but fuck it. I’ve never been with anyone.
- I talk to myself when sat on the toilet - I think this is probably to help me think about things. Some people read things on the toilet (HELLO, HYGENE!) but that’s just disgusting. I think, but usually that involves me talking to myself — whisper actually.
- I can’t go in public - Kind of a gross one but we were talking about toilets. I find it IMPOSSIBLE to go to the loo when I’m in public. It can be the nicest toilet in the world, and there can be nobody around but I still won’t go. *Shrugs*
- I have no life - This is obvious, but if you’re reading this you don’t either. I’m spending my Saturday night writing a blog post about things that mean nothing to nobody — exciting.
- I own a Charlotte Church song - Please, don’t judge me. I was young (12), naïve, I didn’t know what I was doing and she suckered me in with her flat voice and terrible lyrics; I know that now.
- I listen to music to make myself cry - I don’t know. Sometimes I just get in a mood where there is nothing I want to do more than cry my eyes out and feel sorry for myself. Music people commit suicide to and is listen all around by wrist-slashers and self-harms is good, but I generally find a little Bic Runga, or dare I say it James Blunt (that’s like old skool now).
I was going to write more, but I can’t think at 5-to-midnight, besides
Tory said ten is fine. I think she just wants to laugh at me some more but I don’t care. She’s awesome and I love her.
